Tuesday, January 20, 2009

#1: No Words to Even Begin to Describe

Oh, and speaking of beautiful skin ...

Numba 1 is ... Keira Knightley!!!

The long-delayed completion of my short wifey series ends at the amazingly perfect British actress from all the Pirates, Domino, Pride & Prejudice, Atonement, the fourth Star Wars, Love Actually, King Arthur, Bend It Like Beckham, and every good magazine cover ever photographed. I love that woman.

Musically, Alicia Keys obviously moves my soul in a ridiculous way, but I want Keira Knightley to be my love interest in a music video. And I'll accidently mess up every time so we'll have to keep reshooting scenes over and over forever. No matter how stupidly chick-flicky any movie in the world is, I'm there if she's in it. She's the best actress in the entire world, so I'll fight someone over that, too. She makes my life better. You don't even understand.

I've only ever even met one girl in the universe who is prettier than Keira and you can prolly count on me not blog posting about her on here. So let's just say Keira Knightley is wifey 1.1 behind the unnamed wifey numba 1.0. Alrighty?

And finally, in Wifey series concluding fashion: she's frickin' beyond gorgeous.

... this was whatcha all been waitin' for ain't it?

1 comment:

so what did ya think about whatever the heck i wrote?