Monday, August 30, 2010

Year Two Crop

Our new crop of NBA players. The rest of the world's gotta deal with it.

... and do the John Wall.

Saturday, August 28, 2010

Wiltjer?

Kyle Wiltjer. Apparently he's gonna commit to UK tonight. Regardless if he does, I'm gonna post a quick profile on the guy.

For starters, he's a 6'9" power forward from the 2011 class who plays high school ball in Portland, Oregon. Terrence Jones, anyone? The weird thing about him is ... he's white. I already made the joke on Twitter, but it bears repeating: I'm pretty sure Coach Cal hasn't recruited a white kid since he was at UMASS. Whatever, though, I'll take him if he wants to come here.

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Thursday, August 26, 2010

Wall Expectations

John Wall - 6'4", 195 lb.
2009-2010 with Kentucky Wildcats
34.8 minutes, 16.6 points (46.1% FG, 32.5% 3PT, 75.4 FT%), 4.3 rebounds, 6.5 assists, .5 blocks, 1.8 steals, 4 TOs

Our basketball savior. The guy who made it cool to be a Wildcat again. The guy who calls LeBron James and Drake whenever he's bored. The guy who President Obama name drops about. No, I'm not talking about John Calipari. I'm talking about John Wall. That guy.

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Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Patterson Expectations

Patrick Patterson - 6'9", 235 lb.
2009-2010 with Kentucky Wildcats
33 minutes, 14.3 points (57.5% FG, 34.8% 3PT, 69.2% FT), 7.4 rebounds, .9 assists, 1.3 blocks, .7 steals, 1.1 TOs

The University of Kentucky's modern day Paul Bunyan figure is now an NBA rookie. He was one of the very, very, very few bright spots shining through the catastrophic Billy G blip of an era. He was the guy who embodied every aspect of any local hero you could ever wish for. He was UK. Now he's a Rocket.

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2010-2011 Miami Heat

The Miami Heat have signed a contract with ESPN, TNT, and ABC to have 217 of their regular season games broadcasted each year for the next 7 years. That headline must've slipped under the cracks of Coach K cutting Rajon Rondo from Team USA. Jerk. Regardless, I think it's pretty safe to say that everyone's eyes are on the Heat from here on out until Amare, Carmelo, and CP3 team up for the Knicks in 2011. Then everyone's gonna have to practice that independent eyeball control thing so they watch both teams at the same time. I sure can't do it yet.

2010-2011 Miami Heat

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Tuesday, August 24, 2010

The 2011 Trio (8/24/10 Update)

With any other situation, I would say it's too early and ridiculous to look ahead an entire year for a sports club. I don't wanna hear how the Heat are gonna 7-peat until 2017 when LeBron's still never won a single title. But with the University of Kentucky basketball team? Coach Cal has forced us to.

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Monday, August 23, 2010

Professional Wildcats

UCLA was the original school who sent players en masse to the pros, led by the incomparable Bill Walton and Lew Alcindor. Then you had North Carolina with Michael Jordan, James Worthy, Sam Perkins, Brad Daugherty, Kenny Smith, and other elite talent throughout the '80s. Then Kentucky was an NBA floodgate institution, sending nine players from their 1996 championship roster alone to the next level. UNC reared its ugly head again, sending four players apiece from each of their '05 and '09 championship squads, led by Marvin Williams and Tyler Hansbrough, respectively. Well guess who's already pre-ordained to dominate year in and year out in the 20-teens? It's UK again. And if you didn't realize that after this year's draft ... I don't know what to tell ya.

Kentucky Colonels (our hypothetical 2010-2011 NBA roster)

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Sunday, August 22, 2010

Big Boi vs. Janelle Monae

I've only run two editions of the "Favors" segment, but I'm already shaking things up. This one's all about Big Boi and the crazy talent that he discovered and labeled up, Janelle Monae. That's pretty much the extent of Purple Ribbon that's left, ain't it? Sucks that the rest of them didn't work out, but at least Janelle's a keeper.

She debuted on Big's record label compilation, Got Purp, Vol. 2, with two song features by the names of "Time Will Reveal" and "Lettin' Go". With a little help from Diddy and Bad Boy, the rest is history.

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Saturday, August 21, 2010

Cousins Expectations

Demarcus Cousins - 6'11", 270 lb.
2009-2010 with Kentucky Wildcats
23.5 minutes, 15.1 points (60.4% FG, 55.8 FT%), 9.8 rebounds, 1.0 assists, 1.8 blocks, 1.0 steals, 2.1 TOs

The guy's a beast.

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Who Am I

I'm completely jacking a 2dopeboyz post. Sorry Shake & Meka. But they practically wrote up one of my "sampled" posts, so I had to. It's all good. Here's a little like-mannered Dipset and Rhymesayers to start of your musical day.

Samplee:
The O'Jays - Who Am I

Sampler:
Juelz Santana - Who Am I
Atmosphere - Little Man

... and do the John Wall.

Bledsoe Expectations

Eric Bledsoe - 6'1", 190 lb.
2009-2010 with Kentucky Wildcats
30.3 minutes, 11.3 points (46.2 FG%, 38.3% 3PT, 66.7 FT%), 3.1 rebounds, 2.9 assists, .3 blocks, 1.4 steals, 3.0 TOs

It's pretty hard to believe that NBA scouts were so head-over-heels for E after a single year in college even though the supposed experts at ESPN didn't even have him ranked as one of the top 100 incoming freshmen of '09. Idiots. But what level of expectation can you actually have from the service that, in the same year, ranks Avery Bradley number one and John Wall number five?

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Friday, August 20, 2010

Orton Expectations

Daniel Orton - 6'10", 255 lb.
2009-2010 with Kentucky Wildcats
13.2 minutes, 3.4 points (52.7% FG, 52.4% FT), 3.3 rebounds, .4 assists, 1.4 blocks, .6 steals, 1.0 TO

Sucky stats, I know. But Daniel still managed to get selected in the first round based on potential. And I'll now put value to that potential.

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Thursday, August 19, 2010

UK NBA Team Photo

Demarcus
Cousins.

Eric
Bledsoe.

Patrick
Patterson.

John
Wall.

Daniel
Orton.

What else do ya need to know?

... and do the John Wall.

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

The Canada Trip

It's all just a pre-preseason exhibition for the inexperience 2010-2011 University of Kentucky Basketball team. Don't read too much into it. Who am I kidding? Read everything into it.

Brandon Knight
Game 1: 28 minutes, 31 points (11-19 FGs, 1-5 3PT, 8-8 FTs), 7 rebounds, 4 assists
Game 2: 32 minutes, 17 points (5-13 FGs, 1-3 3PT, 6-7 FTs), 3 rebounds, 12 assists, 2 steals, 3 TOs
Game 3: 34 minutes, 27 points (10-14 FGs, (2-7 3PT, 5-6 FTs), 5 rebounds, 9 assists, 3 steals, 2 TOs

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Monday, August 16, 2010

2 New CH Albums

Charles Hamilton - Tafietu: The Album for Interscope Executives to Understand
Tracklisting:
1. The Loser's Revenge
2. Telemundo
3. 3rd and Goal
4. Webster's
5. Free Will
6. This is Cheating
7. The Right Kind of Brownies
8. Stones on the Dancefloor
9. Laffy Taffy Outro (Anti-Hater Zone)
10. The North Pole (feat. Max B)

Charles Hamilton - Grow Wing Pains
Tracklisting:
1. Some First Single Type Sh1t
2. More C Food
3. Two Straws, One Cup
4. Home Alone
5. Twittering About Masturbation
6. Selective Deafness
7. Advice from a Sunbeam
8. SomeoneToTalkTo
9. Tax Evasion
10. Miss Stress
11. In-Flight Music
12. Coming Attractions

... and do the John Wall.

Sunday, August 15, 2010

2 New CH Mixtapes

Charles Hamilton - Segahamilton.blogspot.com
Tracklisting:
1. Flirting with My Old Sound (Settings)
2. Totally Awesome (Autosave)
3. Neverland Ranch (Edit Posts)
4. Kat Stacks for President (Comment Moderation)
5. Blogger Dashboard
6. Previous Posts (RSS Feed feat. Amen & Brook Yung)
7. Decency Policy (ODn)
8. Jamarris (Tags)
9. 9 to 5 (Layout)
10. From the Desk Of Flashbacks, Pt. 1 (Hoe)
11. My Hi (Online Outlaw)

Charles Hamilton - The Charles Hamilton Project
Tracklisting:
1. Reminder
2. Murder He Wrote
3. Hollywood
4. Wonderful Wondering
5. Speech Impaired
6. Superman
7. The Truman Show
8. Simone Outro

... and do the John Wall.